Toyota's motto is "Moving Forward". I'm not surprised that they would like to move forward and forget about the last few disastrous months.
Michael Jordan will soon be the primary owner of the Charlotte Bobcats. It sounds good in theory, but it probably won't turn things around. Not unless Jordan some how finds and drinks from the fountain of youth and is able to suit up and play for the B-Cats.
Cleveland Browns' Mike Holmgren says a QB competition won't work. I've got a newsflash for him, either will starting Brady Quinn or Derek Anderson.
The New Jersey Nets got their 6th victory yesterday by beating the Boston Celtics in Boston. The Celtics shot 3 of 19 from 3-point land. Losing a game because of bad shooting is one thing, but losing to the Nets at home is a joke. The Celtics must be resting and conserving energy until playoff time... or so we can only hope!
President Obama and Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown may soon be squaring off in a basketball game. This is exactly what the country needs to get back on track!
Hawaii has been bracing for a possible tsunami after the 8.8 magnitude earthquake struck Chile. That must be as fun as waiting in a doctor's office waiting room.
The US bobsled team won its first gold medal in 62 years! Too bad that'll be forgotten in a weeks time. But a USA Hockey victory over Canada today would actually go down as a historic sports win. I've said it before and I'll say it again... NHL Hockey = Eh..... Olympic Hockey = Awesome!
The NFL is now considering changing its Overtime format come playoff time. If they were smart, they would change it for every game... not just the playoffs.
The Buffalo Bills decided not to offer Terrell Owens another contract. T.O. is becoming more irrelevant each year. Insiders say his next stop could be with the Baltimore Ravens. Best of luck to Joe Flacco having to deal with an aging and always-disgruntled Owens.
Octo-mom says that she would consider having another child. That doesn't sound like a smart idea to me. Especially because there is no good 9-child nickname out there.
Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods as their spokesperson. Apparently the motto "Go on, be a Tiger" doesn't quite work as well as it used to.
NBC's new show, "The Marriage Ref" hosted by Jerry Seinfeld looks absolutely horrible. Just one more poor comedy decision made by NBC. I really really hope that NBC goes under and implodes from within.... especially because they still owe me anywhere from $65-$500 in late fees from a wardrobe fitting for an NBC show that I worked on in September of 2008. So much for being in an acting union when it doesn't seem to want to fight for you anyways. I would love to see how NBC Executive Dick Ebersol would react if we withheld his pay check for a year and a half. His big 'ol egg-head would probably explode... and that is some NBC footage that I would actually watch.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Random Thoughts...
Johnny Damon signed a one-year $8 million deal with the Tigers. I hope they have good cut-off guys to compensate for Damon's lack of an arm.
Congrats to Team USA hockey after their convincing victory against Canada! Hip Hip USA! Hip Hip USA! Too bad that wasn't for the gold medal, but maybe there will be a rematch for it in just a few days.
Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson was let go. Remember when he was NFL MVP only 3 years ago? I guess that's what happens when you don't produce come playoff time. Or maybe they just got rid of him after he made that horrible "LT Slide" music video a few months ago. CATCH THAT PASS.... CATCH THAT PASS..... SAY HI TO YOUR MOM! You'll see what I'm talking about when you check it out on YouTube.
Manny Ramirez says this will be his last year with the Dodgers and he doesn't know what he'll do afterwards yet. It will be nothing intellectual I bet.
Tim Tebow is sporting a new look at QB as he continues to put himself through NFL style passing drills. Does the new look include a halo? It just might!
In pro-wrestling news, Ric Flair's wife got arrested for assaulting him. This is his 4th wife we're talking about. My advice to the "Nature Boy" is that if the first 3 wives didn't work out, then why try it a 4th time? Woooooooooooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooo
The NBA may make a new rule mid-season that won't allow former Cleveland Cavs' center Ilgauskas back to the team. Being a Celtics fan I think that this rule would be just lovely, yet completely unfair as well. Since when can an organization change the rules mid-season?
The Dalai Lama claims he doesn't know who Tiger Woods is, but says whoever that famous black U.S. golfer is, he sure looks like he could use a lay!
The University of Oregon football team is running into one problem after another with its' players getting arrested and thrown off the team. The NCAA has decided to lay down the law on Oregon and will now refer to them as the "Oregon F#cks" instead of the "Ducks" come the 2010 season.
Anyone see the video of the Trinity College squash player defeating and then taunting the Yale player? I would have loved it if the 5-foot 2-inch Asian Yale player delivered a perfect round-house kick to the Trinity player's jugular and then recited the Quadratic Equation while standing over him!
I just saw a preview for the movie, "Hot Tub Time Machine". It looks like it could be decent... if you like absolutely horrible movies!
Until next time...
Congrats to Team USA hockey after their convincing victory against Canada! Hip Hip USA! Hip Hip USA! Too bad that wasn't for the gold medal, but maybe there will be a rematch for it in just a few days.
Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson was let go. Remember when he was NFL MVP only 3 years ago? I guess that's what happens when you don't produce come playoff time. Or maybe they just got rid of him after he made that horrible "LT Slide" music video a few months ago. CATCH THAT PASS.... CATCH THAT PASS..... SAY HI TO YOUR MOM! You'll see what I'm talking about when you check it out on YouTube.
Manny Ramirez says this will be his last year with the Dodgers and he doesn't know what he'll do afterwards yet. It will be nothing intellectual I bet.
Tim Tebow is sporting a new look at QB as he continues to put himself through NFL style passing drills. Does the new look include a halo? It just might!
In pro-wrestling news, Ric Flair's wife got arrested for assaulting him. This is his 4th wife we're talking about. My advice to the "Nature Boy" is that if the first 3 wives didn't work out, then why try it a 4th time? Woooooooooooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooo
The NBA may make a new rule mid-season that won't allow former Cleveland Cavs' center Ilgauskas back to the team. Being a Celtics fan I think that this rule would be just lovely, yet completely unfair as well. Since when can an organization change the rules mid-season?
The Dalai Lama claims he doesn't know who Tiger Woods is, but says whoever that famous black U.S. golfer is, he sure looks like he could use a lay!
The University of Oregon football team is running into one problem after another with its' players getting arrested and thrown off the team. The NCAA has decided to lay down the law on Oregon and will now refer to them as the "Oregon F#cks" instead of the "Ducks" come the 2010 season.
Anyone see the video of the Trinity College squash player defeating and then taunting the Yale player? I would have loved it if the 5-foot 2-inch Asian Yale player delivered a perfect round-house kick to the Trinity player's jugular and then recited the Quadratic Equation while standing over him!
I just saw a preview for the movie, "Hot Tub Time Machine". It looks like it could be decent... if you like absolutely horrible movies!
Until next time...
Saturday, February 20, 2010
NBA News & Notes, A Man Kicked Off A Flight For Strong Body Odor... And Did You Believe Tiger's Apology?
A man on Jazz Air was reportedly kicked off a plane earlier this month because of his strong body odor. First director Kevin Smith gets the boot on a flight because he was "too fat" and now a passenger is "too smelly". I guess it's a reason to take more road trips in our own cars. We can all be as fat and smelly as we can tolerate.
Tiger Woods said, "Hello World" when he first went before the media back when he was a young cub. Yesterday I'm surprised he didn't say, "Rehab sucks & I need sex!" Tiger looked like a zombie up at the podium and he spoke with hesitations in his sentences worse than George W. Bush did. And who knew he was going to give us a lesson on Buddhism! That was pretty awesome if I do say so myself. He said he wasn't sure when he'll return to the game of golf... I'll tell you right now, he'll be back for the Masters.
Antawn Jamison went 0-for-12 with 2 points in his debut with his new team the Cleveland Cavaliers. At least things can only look up for him now. Although wouldn't it be funny if this is the production the Cavs get from him for the remainder of the season? If it is, then perhaps the city of Cleveland is cursed by the sports gods. I still laugh to myself when I think about the Cleveland Indians giving up C.C. Sabathia and Cliff Lee last year and then seeing them square off against each other in the World Series. What a kick in the pants!
The Memphis Grizzlies new swingman Ronnie Brewer suffered a partially torn hamstring during Friday's game against Miami. This was Brewers 1st game with his new team, and possibly the last of the season. If some teams didn't have bad luck, they wouldn't have any luck at all. I guess the Griz still deserve it after allowing Pau Gasol to be traded to the Lakers for basically nothing a couple years ago.
Newly acquired Boston Celtics guard Nate Robinson is not expected to make his Boston debut until next week as he battles a stomach virus. Nothing like trading for a sick kid! It will be pretty funny next week though when Robinson makes his Celtics debut against his former Knicks team. I'm sure his adrenaline and emotions will be off the charts. In fact, I'm going to predict that he'll have at least two massive dunks and eight turnovers in the game.
The Knicks will start Tracy McGrady in tonight's game against the OKC Thunder. It says a lot about your team when you're starting a guy who hasn't played in about two months... and hasn't really played all that much in the last year and a half.
Professional basketball around the NY/NJ area is quite special this year with the Nets and Knicks looking strong. I guess fans could always put their support behind teams like St. Johns, Rutgers and Seton Hall. Yeah, who am I kidding... it's a disaster.
Tiger Woods said, "Hello World" when he first went before the media back when he was a young cub. Yesterday I'm surprised he didn't say, "Rehab sucks & I need sex!" Tiger looked like a zombie up at the podium and he spoke with hesitations in his sentences worse than George W. Bush did. And who knew he was going to give us a lesson on Buddhism! That was pretty awesome if I do say so myself. He said he wasn't sure when he'll return to the game of golf... I'll tell you right now, he'll be back for the Masters.
Antawn Jamison went 0-for-12 with 2 points in his debut with his new team the Cleveland Cavaliers. At least things can only look up for him now. Although wouldn't it be funny if this is the production the Cavs get from him for the remainder of the season? If it is, then perhaps the city of Cleveland is cursed by the sports gods. I still laugh to myself when I think about the Cleveland Indians giving up C.C. Sabathia and Cliff Lee last year and then seeing them square off against each other in the World Series. What a kick in the pants!
The Memphis Grizzlies new swingman Ronnie Brewer suffered a partially torn hamstring during Friday's game against Miami. This was Brewers 1st game with his new team, and possibly the last of the season. If some teams didn't have bad luck, they wouldn't have any luck at all. I guess the Griz still deserve it after allowing Pau Gasol to be traded to the Lakers for basically nothing a couple years ago.
Newly acquired Boston Celtics guard Nate Robinson is not expected to make his Boston debut until next week as he battles a stomach virus. Nothing like trading for a sick kid! It will be pretty funny next week though when Robinson makes his Celtics debut against his former Knicks team. I'm sure his adrenaline and emotions will be off the charts. In fact, I'm going to predict that he'll have at least two massive dunks and eight turnovers in the game.
The Knicks will start Tracy McGrady in tonight's game against the OKC Thunder. It says a lot about your team when you're starting a guy who hasn't played in about two months... and hasn't really played all that much in the last year and a half.
Professional basketball around the NY/NJ area is quite special this year with the Nets and Knicks looking strong. I guess fans could always put their support behind teams like St. Johns, Rutgers and Seton Hall. Yeah, who am I kidding... it's a disaster.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
The U.S. Men's Hockey Team Wins, Tiger Speaks Tomorrow, And Elton John Calls Jesus Gay!
NBC, ABC, and CBS are all going to air Tiger Woods' live statement about his past behavior and future tomorrow at 11 A.M. These networks apparently no longer care about their fan base for quality programs like "The View", "The Price Is Right" and "The Martha Stewart Show"! If I was a woman or a fan of "shopping game shows"... I'd be livid! Besides, it's not like Tiger is going to say what we all want to hear. He doesn't even plan on taking any questions. Yet, the real question is whether or not he'll bring Elin along for the ride.
Elton John recently said, “Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man”. And let me guess, Mary Magdalene was a transvestite?! Nothing more to say on this matter.
The U.S. Men's hockey team beat Norway 6-1 today. We can't get too excited because Norway has been outscored 14-1 in the 2 games they've played so far. When you look at it like that, I guess this game was an improvement for Norway. Next up for the U.S. is a showdown on Sunday with the Canadians! I may just try and watch that game... assuming it's actually shown on television at a decent hour.
Eight US missionaries returned to Miami after being detained in Haiti for 3 weeks on kidnapping charges. They agreed that it's colder than they expected in Florida and wouldn't mind heading back to Haiti for some fun in the sun!
The British government has released over 6,000 pages in it's files on UFO sightings over the past 70 years or so. The shapes of these UFOs have changed over the years according to witnesses. Back in the '40s and '50s they were saucer-like shapes and now they're triangular. I guess it makes sense that these alien spaceships would differ from time to time since cars change their models significantly over the years: Hummers, Smart Cars, etc. etc. Although, whether it was the '40s or the '90s.... I'm not down with those alien tests that they perform on humans. That's right, I saw the Travis Walton story!
Elton John recently said, “Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man”. And let me guess, Mary Magdalene was a transvestite?! Nothing more to say on this matter.
The U.S. Men's hockey team beat Norway 6-1 today. We can't get too excited because Norway has been outscored 14-1 in the 2 games they've played so far. When you look at it like that, I guess this game was an improvement for Norway. Next up for the U.S. is a showdown on Sunday with the Canadians! I may just try and watch that game... assuming it's actually shown on television at a decent hour.
Eight US missionaries returned to Miami after being detained in Haiti for 3 weeks on kidnapping charges. They agreed that it's colder than they expected in Florida and wouldn't mind heading back to Haiti for some fun in the sun!
The British government has released over 6,000 pages in it's files on UFO sightings over the past 70 years or so. The shapes of these UFOs have changed over the years according to witnesses. Back in the '40s and '50s they were saucer-like shapes and now they're triangular. I guess it makes sense that these alien spaceships would differ from time to time since cars change their models significantly over the years: Hummers, Smart Cars, etc. etc. Although, whether it was the '40s or the '90s.... I'm not down with those alien tests that they perform on humans. That's right, I saw the Travis Walton story!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Mitt Romney Threatened On A Plane, The NJ Nets Get A Win, And Heidi Montag's "Shell"
Celine Dion has come out and said that it was tough to sing the "Titanic" song. News flash for her, it was tough to listen to it as well! "Neeeeeeeeeeeear..... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.... Where ever you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare".... okay I'll stop right there.
What ever happened to the Winter Olympic event of "super-modified shovel racing"? Is that still a go and just rarely gets covered? I think that event was created after a bunch of drunk people got the bright idea to race down snowy slopes on shovels. Quite the same way Nascar was created.
The Taliban's top military commander has been captured in Pakistan. Woo hoo! I wonder if this will get the US any closer to capturing Taliban leader Mullah Omar or even that sneaky fella Osama bin Laden? And so much for Pakistan saying no Taliban members hangout there. That's like saying no gay people hang out in Provincetown.
Mitt Romney was threatened with violence on a flight from Vancouver to LA after he asked the passenger sitting in front of his wife to move the seat in a more upright position. Three questions immediately pop into my mind about this disgruntled passenger. (1) Does the passenger have something against Mormons? (2) Did the passenger hate the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah that much? and (3) Does the passenger just hate Mitt Romney because he is like 60 years old and still looks like he's in his mid-30s? Hmmmmmmmmmmm... something to ponder.
The New Jersey Nets got a win last night against the Charlotte Bobcats! They are 2-1 against the Bobcats this season and 3-47 against everyone else. Any chance the Nets can play their final 29 games against the Bobcats? Oh come on! Who doesn't want to see a best-of-29 head to head series between the two teams? Judging by how few fans show up for home games for both New Jersey and Charlotte, you may just be able to get tickets at a reasonable price for the entire family!
"Hills" star Heidi Montag says that what really matters is the type of person you are on the inside and that your body is "just a shell" of you. Is that why she had 10 plastic surgeries on her "shell"? This girl has lost complete touch with reality. Yet, it's not surprising for a "reality star".
Kentucky almost lost at Miss St. last night in college basketball in front of a wild and hostile crowd. At the end of the game, a few idiot fans of Miss St. began throwing plastic bottles on the court. Not only is that dangerous, but did they ever hear of recycling?
Red Sox pitcher Dice-K will miss the start of spring training due to a sore back. Luckily they won the World Series in 2007 with this guy or he'd basically be a complete bust! They spent over $100 million on this over-hyped pitcher and he has yet to really come through. The battle for the 5th starting pitcher position will be a "tight" one between the injury prone Dice-K and 84-year-old knuckleballer Timmy Wakefield. The key word is "tight" because it seems to be used a lot for these two pitchers when talking about their shoulders, hamstrings, backs or any other body part.
What ever happened to the Winter Olympic event of "super-modified shovel racing"? Is that still a go and just rarely gets covered? I think that event was created after a bunch of drunk people got the bright idea to race down snowy slopes on shovels. Quite the same way Nascar was created.
The Taliban's top military commander has been captured in Pakistan. Woo hoo! I wonder if this will get the US any closer to capturing Taliban leader Mullah Omar or even that sneaky fella Osama bin Laden? And so much for Pakistan saying no Taliban members hangout there. That's like saying no gay people hang out in Provincetown.
Mitt Romney was threatened with violence on a flight from Vancouver to LA after he asked the passenger sitting in front of his wife to move the seat in a more upright position. Three questions immediately pop into my mind about this disgruntled passenger. (1) Does the passenger have something against Mormons? (2) Did the passenger hate the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah that much? and (3) Does the passenger just hate Mitt Romney because he is like 60 years old and still looks like he's in his mid-30s? Hmmmmmmmmmmm... something to ponder.
The New Jersey Nets got a win last night against the Charlotte Bobcats! They are 2-1 against the Bobcats this season and 3-47 against everyone else. Any chance the Nets can play their final 29 games against the Bobcats? Oh come on! Who doesn't want to see a best-of-29 head to head series between the two teams? Judging by how few fans show up for home games for both New Jersey and Charlotte, you may just be able to get tickets at a reasonable price for the entire family!
"Hills" star Heidi Montag says that what really matters is the type of person you are on the inside and that your body is "just a shell" of you. Is that why she had 10 plastic surgeries on her "shell"? This girl has lost complete touch with reality. Yet, it's not surprising for a "reality star".
Kentucky almost lost at Miss St. last night in college basketball in front of a wild and hostile crowd. At the end of the game, a few idiot fans of Miss St. began throwing plastic bottles on the court. Not only is that dangerous, but did they ever hear of recycling?
Red Sox pitcher Dice-K will miss the start of spring training due to a sore back. Luckily they won the World Series in 2007 with this guy or he'd basically be a complete bust! They spent over $100 million on this over-hyped pitcher and he has yet to really come through. The battle for the 5th starting pitcher position will be a "tight" one between the injury prone Dice-K and 84-year-old knuckleballer Timmy Wakefield. The key word is "tight" because it seems to be used a lot for these two pitchers when talking about their shoulders, hamstrings, backs or any other body part.
Monday, February 15, 2010
The NBA In Debt? A Big Win For Rutgers! And Potholes At Daytona...
The NBA is set to lose $400 million this season. Let me guess, they want the government to bail them out as well? Maybe it's time to start rethinking the way all professional sports function monetarily.
The Rutgers men's basketball team upset # 8. Georgetown yesterday. Will this get the state of New Jersey to embrace them like it did The Sopranos? Not unless James Gandolfini suits up as the Rutgers power forward.
When it comes to the NBA All-Star game, I haven't seen that bad of defense since the Iraqi Royal Guard showed no effort when the US invaded. Okay, so like 5 million people attended the game at Cowboys Stadium. Who cares? Watching the game was as exciting as doing your taxes!
Anyone else feel like throwing something at the TV every time you see one of those "Sonic" commercials with the 2 annoying guys in the car? I can only listen to them bicker over the breakfast burritos and ice cream sundaes for so long.
How about those potholes at the Daytona 500? What's the name and phone number of the Daytona city councilor who we need to call to get them fixed? My father is a councilman of a "very large" town in Rhode Island, and judging by how long it takes for a pothole to be filled-in there... Gentlemen, DON'T start your engines!
Oprah referred to Drew Brees' facial birthmark as lipstick and asked who kissed him backstage? Just give everyone a free car and apologize! I'm assuming she wasn't trying to make a joke, so next time she should watch a few video clips of the guest before he or she comes on her show just so that she knows what his or her face looks like.
How do these snow-related car pile-ups involve 40 or 50 cars? Are people tailgating that much in bad weather or are the drivers all just that old?
A Scottish Rugby fan dropped his kilt on live television to allow his genitals to say "cheese" for the camera. Was it cold in that room? And I understand, it's not wise to put the words "genitals" and "cheese" in the same sentence. It won't happen again... or will it?
The "Showtime" Lakers of the '80s hooked up with women any chance they got. I realize that most NBA fans probably already knew this. But maybe that's why the Lakers were late coming out at halftime of a few of those games. Some things just can't wait I guess.
The Rutgers men's basketball team upset # 8. Georgetown yesterday. Will this get the state of New Jersey to embrace them like it did The Sopranos? Not unless James Gandolfini suits up as the Rutgers power forward.
When it comes to the NBA All-Star game, I haven't seen that bad of defense since the Iraqi Royal Guard showed no effort when the US invaded. Okay, so like 5 million people attended the game at Cowboys Stadium. Who cares? Watching the game was as exciting as doing your taxes!
Anyone else feel like throwing something at the TV every time you see one of those "Sonic" commercials with the 2 annoying guys in the car? I can only listen to them bicker over the breakfast burritos and ice cream sundaes for so long.
How about those potholes at the Daytona 500? What's the name and phone number of the Daytona city councilor who we need to call to get them fixed? My father is a councilman of a "very large" town in Rhode Island, and judging by how long it takes for a pothole to be filled-in there... Gentlemen, DON'T start your engines!
Oprah referred to Drew Brees' facial birthmark as lipstick and asked who kissed him backstage? Just give everyone a free car and apologize! I'm assuming she wasn't trying to make a joke, so next time she should watch a few video clips of the guest before he or she comes on her show just so that she knows what his or her face looks like.
How do these snow-related car pile-ups involve 40 or 50 cars? Are people tailgating that much in bad weather or are the drivers all just that old?
A Scottish Rugby fan dropped his kilt on live television to allow his genitals to say "cheese" for the camera. Was it cold in that room? And I understand, it's not wise to put the words "genitals" and "cheese" in the same sentence. It won't happen again... or will it?
The "Showtime" Lakers of the '80s hooked up with women any chance they got. I realize that most NBA fans probably already knew this. But maybe that's why the Lakers were late coming out at halftime of a few of those games. Some things just can't wait I guess.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
A Valentine's Day Edition: No Chocolates Or Flowers, But I Do Have A New "Top 10 List"!
During the Olympics opening ceremony on Friday night, what was the deal with all the people dressed in white who were dancing non-stop for like an hour at the tunnel? Did they actually get paid for that? And if so, how do I sign up for that job next time? It was a great workout and they were right in the middle of the action.
The looks on the faces of Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky were priceless that night while they waited on the malfunctioning column to rise. You could see the heat of the torches were making them sweat and very uncomfortable. They kept looking around like, "What the F@#% is up?" The only thing more uncomfortable was the look on Gretzky's face as he rode in the car with the torch while a lunatic ran alongside the whole way. I guess that was something exciting to do on a Friday night if you didn't have a life.
The remake of "We are the World" was even funnier this time around. The mix of Vince Vaughn, the Jonas Brothers, Lil Wayne, Mylie Cyrus and Kanye West was hilarious. I don't think it was intended to make viewers laugh, but I certainly couldn't help it. And by the way, it would be tough to find a bigger scumbag than Kanye West. I'm surprised he didn't start off the performance by stealing everyone's microphone and announcing that Haiti didn't deserve this song, but that it should be dedicated to him.
I couldn't be less excited about the Daytona 500. Yay, let's watch people drive fast cars around a track 500 times. Zzzzzzz... non-athletes. I can't really say I'm excited about the NBA All Star Game either. Maybe if the players actually played some defense it'd be worth watching.
The New Jersey Nets record is 4-48. With only 30 games left to play, the Nets have to go 5-25 or better in order for them NOT to break the record of the worst single season ever. They couldn't win 5 of their first 52 games, so who actually thinks they will win 5 of their last 30 games? This will be one of the fun story lines to watch as the 2nd half of the season continues. And I'm sure trades will pick up with 5 days to go. I wonder if the Boston Celtics are really going to say bye-bye to sharp shooter Ray Allen. I'd rather see them just kick Rasheed Wallace to the curb.
U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir says he received threats from anti-fur activists that made him fear for his safety. My only advice to him is... don't WEIR fur Johnny!
The Knicks' Nate Robinson became the first player to win the Dunk Contest three years in a row. Okay LeBron, it's time for you to put an end to that crap! Remember when the Dunk Contest was actually exciting to watch and featured some of the best dunkers in the game?
And in honor of today being the "day of love", here are...
The Top 10 Things I Love About People We've Grown To Hate
10. I love how Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is living in his own little fantasy world.
9. I love how Kanye West thinks his talent is equivalent to that of The Beatles and Michael Jackson.
8. I love how Levi Johnston (the kid who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter) thinks he's now a celebrity.
7. I love how Sarah Palin actually thinks she has a chance to win the 2012 Presidential Election.
6. I love how some Americans still think President Obama is going to bring Hope & Change.
5. I love how Brett Favre still thinks everybody admires him.
4. I love how some NFL analysts still think that Michael Vick could be a decent pick-up for a struggling team.
3. I love how declining players like Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady still get voted to NBA All Star teams.
2. I love how Mark McGwire still won't admit that steroids helped his baseball production.
1. I love how it's now common knowledge how big of a prick former Presidential candidate John Edwards is. He can take his "family values" platform and shove it where the sun don't shine!
The looks on the faces of Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky were priceless that night while they waited on the malfunctioning column to rise. You could see the heat of the torches were making them sweat and very uncomfortable. They kept looking around like, "What the F@#% is up?" The only thing more uncomfortable was the look on Gretzky's face as he rode in the car with the torch while a lunatic ran alongside the whole way. I guess that was something exciting to do on a Friday night if you didn't have a life.
The remake of "We are the World" was even funnier this time around. The mix of Vince Vaughn, the Jonas Brothers, Lil Wayne, Mylie Cyrus and Kanye West was hilarious. I don't think it was intended to make viewers laugh, but I certainly couldn't help it. And by the way, it would be tough to find a bigger scumbag than Kanye West. I'm surprised he didn't start off the performance by stealing everyone's microphone and announcing that Haiti didn't deserve this song, but that it should be dedicated to him.
I couldn't be less excited about the Daytona 500. Yay, let's watch people drive fast cars around a track 500 times. Zzzzzzz... non-athletes. I can't really say I'm excited about the NBA All Star Game either. Maybe if the players actually played some defense it'd be worth watching.
The New Jersey Nets record is 4-48. With only 30 games left to play, the Nets have to go 5-25 or better in order for them NOT to break the record of the worst single season ever. They couldn't win 5 of their first 52 games, so who actually thinks they will win 5 of their last 30 games? This will be one of the fun story lines to watch as the 2nd half of the season continues. And I'm sure trades will pick up with 5 days to go. I wonder if the Boston Celtics are really going to say bye-bye to sharp shooter Ray Allen. I'd rather see them just kick Rasheed Wallace to the curb.
U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir says he received threats from anti-fur activists that made him fear for his safety. My only advice to him is... don't WEIR fur Johnny!
The Knicks' Nate Robinson became the first player to win the Dunk Contest three years in a row. Okay LeBron, it's time for you to put an end to that crap! Remember when the Dunk Contest was actually exciting to watch and featured some of the best dunkers in the game?
And in honor of today being the "day of love", here are...
The Top 10 Things I Love About People We've Grown To Hate
10. I love how Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is living in his own little fantasy world.
9. I love how Kanye West thinks his talent is equivalent to that of The Beatles and Michael Jackson.
8. I love how Levi Johnston (the kid who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter) thinks he's now a celebrity.
7. I love how Sarah Palin actually thinks she has a chance to win the 2012 Presidential Election.
6. I love how some Americans still think President Obama is going to bring Hope & Change.
5. I love how Brett Favre still thinks everybody admires him.
4. I love how some NFL analysts still think that Michael Vick could be a decent pick-up for a struggling team.
3. I love how declining players like Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady still get voted to NBA All Star teams.
2. I love how Mark McGwire still won't admit that steroids helped his baseball production.
1. I love how it's now common knowledge how big of a prick former Presidential candidate John Edwards is. He can take his "family values" platform and shove it where the sun don't shine!
Friday, February 12, 2010
The Return Of Random Thoughts...
A 4.3 earthquake hit Illinois the other day. Is Chicago trying to be LA-Central or something? All I have to say is watch out for the influx of Celebs and Mexicans! Arriba Arriba! Vamos Vamos!
Canada plans to spend $900 Million on the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. It's strange that 900 million doesn't seem that much to me anymore. I guess that's what happens when all the US does nowadays is talk about money in the billions. It all seems like Monopoly money to me.
And speaking of Monopoly money, wouldn't it be nice to carry around gold, blue and pink bills every now and then? Green is getting boring. Sorry eco-friendly people who love the "green revolution".
The Atlanta Braves are offering Johnny Damon only a 1-year deal. I guess that's what happens when you're in your mid-to-late 30s, throw like a girl, and injuries keep popping up.
The Celtics lost to the Hornets the other night without them even having Chris Paul. I guess now is the time to rule them out as legit title contenders. The way the Eastern Conference looks right now, I don't see any team beating LeBron James and the Cavs. Maybe the NBA will finally get its' dream Finals match up between Kobe & LeBron. Yet, if that means we have to see more of those damn puppet commercials... I'd rather see the Nets vs. Clippers.
Colts' President Bill Polian has blamed the Super Bowl loss on their offensive line and special teams. Nothing like taking a page out of the book of Peyton Manning!
Kenya is rounding up zebras for starving lions around the area. I thought our generation of kids were lazy, but these lions take the cake!
Boxer Evander Holyfield is accused of hitting his wife. In his defense, he has been hit in the head so often that he may have been confused. When his wife told him to take out the garbage, he may have thought she said, "Okay round 3. Get ready to fight! Jab-jab-hook remember!"
Pacman Jones gets a tryout with the Bengals? I thought Cincy was done employing criminals? How does this guy still get offered jobs?! The Bengals also allowed former Jags WR (and druggie) Matt Jones to work out for them. So much for trying to shed the image of a team of delinquents.
The Bryant University men's basketball team is now 0-25. I'm a Rhode Islander and my grandfather, mother and oldest brother all went there. Only six years ago, the Bulldogs from Bryant were in the Division II National Championship game. Do you think maybe they made a mistake jumping from Division II to D-1? Losing your first 25 games of the season is not easy to do.
The "Big Hurt" Frank Thomas has decided to retire from professional baseball after 18 seasons. I wonder if he'll now become the "Big Lazy" and balloon up to about 500 pounds.
There's a rumor going around that Rick Pitino may want to coach the New Jersey Nets. He's attempted and failed in the NBA twice. Make it thrice Rick! Although now he's denying that claim. As bad as things are in Louisville right now, jumping on the Nets' sinking ship doesn't seem like a good move.
Duke's Coach K is now the main man on the New Jersey Nets' radar. I feel like this shouldn't be a tough decision for Coach K to make. Stay at Duke and continue being a B-ball legend while in a couple of years break the record for most coaching victories... or join the Nets who are on pace to set a record of their own for fewest wins in a season? I'd stay on Tobacco Road and leave Newark for someone else.
UNC coach Roy Williams apologized for comparing his season to the catastrophe in Haiti. Yet I see how these two situations could be similar. In Haiti people lost loved ones, their homes, their pets, their everything.... and at UNC Roy Williams lost more games than normal. What a Jerk!
The Winter Olympics begin tonight on NBC! I wish I could be more excited about this but it isn't easy getting pumped about figure skating and curling. Wake me up for the hockey title game. I'm just happy that the "Jay Leno Show" is gone for good!
A "Top Ten" list will be coming later tonight... I have no clue on what though.
Canada plans to spend $900 Million on the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. It's strange that 900 million doesn't seem that much to me anymore. I guess that's what happens when all the US does nowadays is talk about money in the billions. It all seems like Monopoly money to me.
And speaking of Monopoly money, wouldn't it be nice to carry around gold, blue and pink bills every now and then? Green is getting boring. Sorry eco-friendly people who love the "green revolution".
The Atlanta Braves are offering Johnny Damon only a 1-year deal. I guess that's what happens when you're in your mid-to-late 30s, throw like a girl, and injuries keep popping up.
The Celtics lost to the Hornets the other night without them even having Chris Paul. I guess now is the time to rule them out as legit title contenders. The way the Eastern Conference looks right now, I don't see any team beating LeBron James and the Cavs. Maybe the NBA will finally get its' dream Finals match up between Kobe & LeBron. Yet, if that means we have to see more of those damn puppet commercials... I'd rather see the Nets vs. Clippers.
Colts' President Bill Polian has blamed the Super Bowl loss on their offensive line and special teams. Nothing like taking a page out of the book of Peyton Manning!
Kenya is rounding up zebras for starving lions around the area. I thought our generation of kids were lazy, but these lions take the cake!
Boxer Evander Holyfield is accused of hitting his wife. In his defense, he has been hit in the head so often that he may have been confused. When his wife told him to take out the garbage, he may have thought she said, "Okay round 3. Get ready to fight! Jab-jab-hook remember!"
Pacman Jones gets a tryout with the Bengals? I thought Cincy was done employing criminals? How does this guy still get offered jobs?! The Bengals also allowed former Jags WR (and druggie) Matt Jones to work out for them. So much for trying to shed the image of a team of delinquents.
The Bryant University men's basketball team is now 0-25. I'm a Rhode Islander and my grandfather, mother and oldest brother all went there. Only six years ago, the Bulldogs from Bryant were in the Division II National Championship game. Do you think maybe they made a mistake jumping from Division II to D-1? Losing your first 25 games of the season is not easy to do.
The "Big Hurt" Frank Thomas has decided to retire from professional baseball after 18 seasons. I wonder if he'll now become the "Big Lazy" and balloon up to about 500 pounds.
There's a rumor going around that Rick Pitino may want to coach the New Jersey Nets. He's attempted and failed in the NBA twice. Make it thrice Rick! Although now he's denying that claim. As bad as things are in Louisville right now, jumping on the Nets' sinking ship doesn't seem like a good move.
Duke's Coach K is now the main man on the New Jersey Nets' radar. I feel like this shouldn't be a tough decision for Coach K to make. Stay at Duke and continue being a B-ball legend while in a couple of years break the record for most coaching victories... or join the Nets who are on pace to set a record of their own for fewest wins in a season? I'd stay on Tobacco Road and leave Newark for someone else.
UNC coach Roy Williams apologized for comparing his season to the catastrophe in Haiti. Yet I see how these two situations could be similar. In Haiti people lost loved ones, their homes, their pets, their everything.... and at UNC Roy Williams lost more games than normal. What a Jerk!
The Winter Olympics begin tonight on NBC! I wish I could be more excited about this but it isn't easy getting pumped about figure skating and curling. Wake me up for the hockey title game. I'm just happy that the "Jay Leno Show" is gone for good!
A "Top Ten" list will be coming later tonight... I have no clue on what though.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
No More NOMAR In Baseball? A Saints Victory Parade And Another Good Sign For American Car Companies...
Nomar Garciaparra may be giving up baseball for good. In fact, I saw him as a baseball analyst for ESPN yesterday. Luckily, Nomar wasn't doing that annoying batting glove / toe tap ritual behind the anchors desk before he spoke. Although, he did tell a story about Ted Williams that lasted too long and eventually was cut mid-sentence by the show ending. Rookie mistake! I just wonder if after a few years of being a baseball analyst he'll turn into a bad apple like he did with the Red Sox. It still makes me happy to think about the Sox winning a couple of titles without him.
I saw footage of the Saints victory parade down in New Orleans and those Saints players seemed to be having a drunken good time down there. The players were sporting Mardi Gras beads, cocktails in hand and slurring their words. Phrases like "Who Dat" don't sound sober anyways though. And when you win a title for a city like New Orleans (who really hasn't won anything), you're allowed to party on Bourbon Street for at least a month with no questions asked. Although, Saints fans will start to draw the line if a drunken Reggie Bush is still face down, ass up in an alley come late August.
Honda is now recalling over 400,000 cars for issues with the airbags. Chalk up another win for American car companies! At least that will put smiles on some people's faces in Detroit... now if only the Lions could put a winning season together.
I saw footage of the Saints victory parade down in New Orleans and those Saints players seemed to be having a drunken good time down there. The players were sporting Mardi Gras beads, cocktails in hand and slurring their words. Phrases like "Who Dat" don't sound sober anyways though. And when you win a title for a city like New Orleans (who really hasn't won anything), you're allowed to party on Bourbon Street for at least a month with no questions asked. Although, Saints fans will start to draw the line if a drunken Reggie Bush is still face down, ass up in an alley come late August.
Honda is now recalling over 400,000 cars for issues with the airbags. Chalk up another win for American car companies! At least that will put smiles on some people's faces in Detroit... now if only the Lions could put a winning season together.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Back To Business...
I've had a 5-day hiatus from anything remotely close to writing or blogging. That's what long hours at work and the Super Bowl will do for ya!
Congrats to the New Orleans Saints on their Super Bowl victory! I just hope between the Super Bowl celebrations and Mardi Gras, the city will still be standing... or at least leaning.
I guess Peyton Manning and his 9-9 post season record can start being compared to the likes of Brett Favre. The greatest regular season QBs ever! Hopefully they'll both end their careers with tons of passing records and only ONE title. This is more proof that Tom Brady is better and the Patriots are the best team of the last 10 years.
Is it true that "The Who" lead singer is a registered pedophile for downloading "kiddie porn"? I heard it became public down in Miami when they updated their database. Talk about CBS being caught with their pants down.
This year's Super Bowl became the highest watched television program ever with 106 million people watching. Super Bowl Sunday may soon become bigger than Christmas and Thanksgiving. And the amount that the average person eats on all 3 of these "holidays" is probably pretty similar.
Former Browns WR Donte Stallworth was reinstated to the NFL and then immediately cut by the Browns. Regardless, he should still be in prison. While drunk driving he killed a man and only received like a month in jail. I'm still trying to figure out how that is fair.
The Milwaukee Brewers are going to erect a statue of Bud Selig outside Miller Park. Is there a better target to egg and toilet paper now? For a commissioner who over-looked the steroid situation and allowed an All-Star Game to finish in a tie... I hope his statue gets crapped on by birds constantly.
Peyton Manning left the field before congratulating any Saints players or coaches. You'd think he would be a better loser by now. Then again, he's always been a brat and a complainer on the field. I'm surprised he didn't find a way to throw his offensive linemen under a bus again.
Former MLB analyst Steve Phillips sat down and talked to Matt Lauer about his sex addiction problem. Was he roommates with Tiger in Mississippi by any chance? Rumor has it that Steve Phillips was sporting a bulge in his pants throughout the entire interview... gross I know.
How do the Celtics let the Magic go on a 19-0 run in the 3rd quarter of Sunday's game? Rajon Rondo can basically score at will so that should never happen... ever! If the Celtics plan on competing for the NBA title this year, they better get healthy fast and regain their mojo... and trade Rasheed Wallace as soon as humanly possible.
So Sarah Palin wrote some notes on her hand before she made a recent speech. Who cares? Find me someone who claims he or she hasn't ever written down a reminder on his or her hand... and I'll show you a liar.
Tiger Woods is trying to make up with his wife and will soon return to the PGA Tour. We all saw this coming. He's a Class A-1 phony and we can all agree that his word means nothing. And speaking of meaning nothing, that's exactly what his family must mean to him since he values returning to Golf more than being a good husband, father and person. Let's face it, he has an important Golf record to continue chasing!
The Oscars this year has 10 nominees for Best Picture yet everything I keep hearing is that it is realistically only between "Avatar" and "The Hurt Locker".
"Avatar" is definitely worthy of best picture, but "The Hurt Locker" has no business being there. It was just another Iraq movie if you ask me. I'm still trying to figure out what the plot of the movie was besides this certain bomb-diffusing soldier is a crazy mo-fo!
And on a final note, the Facebook gifts that we receive on F-Book can actually become real gifts now with F-Book credits. That's great! How do we get F-book credits though? And does that mean all of those "martinis" that certain friends have sent me will start showing up at my door via delivery guy?
Boy am I thirsty...
Congrats to the New Orleans Saints on their Super Bowl victory! I just hope between the Super Bowl celebrations and Mardi Gras, the city will still be standing... or at least leaning.
I guess Peyton Manning and his 9-9 post season record can start being compared to the likes of Brett Favre. The greatest regular season QBs ever! Hopefully they'll both end their careers with tons of passing records and only ONE title. This is more proof that Tom Brady is better and the Patriots are the best team of the last 10 years.
Is it true that "The Who" lead singer is a registered pedophile for downloading "kiddie porn"? I heard it became public down in Miami when they updated their database. Talk about CBS being caught with their pants down.
This year's Super Bowl became the highest watched television program ever with 106 million people watching. Super Bowl Sunday may soon become bigger than Christmas and Thanksgiving. And the amount that the average person eats on all 3 of these "holidays" is probably pretty similar.
Former Browns WR Donte Stallworth was reinstated to the NFL and then immediately cut by the Browns. Regardless, he should still be in prison. While drunk driving he killed a man and only received like a month in jail. I'm still trying to figure out how that is fair.
The Milwaukee Brewers are going to erect a statue of Bud Selig outside Miller Park. Is there a better target to egg and toilet paper now? For a commissioner who over-looked the steroid situation and allowed an All-Star Game to finish in a tie... I hope his statue gets crapped on by birds constantly.
Peyton Manning left the field before congratulating any Saints players or coaches. You'd think he would be a better loser by now. Then again, he's always been a brat and a complainer on the field. I'm surprised he didn't find a way to throw his offensive linemen under a bus again.
Former MLB analyst Steve Phillips sat down and talked to Matt Lauer about his sex addiction problem. Was he roommates with Tiger in Mississippi by any chance? Rumor has it that Steve Phillips was sporting a bulge in his pants throughout the entire interview... gross I know.
How do the Celtics let the Magic go on a 19-0 run in the 3rd quarter of Sunday's game? Rajon Rondo can basically score at will so that should never happen... ever! If the Celtics plan on competing for the NBA title this year, they better get healthy fast and regain their mojo... and trade Rasheed Wallace as soon as humanly possible.
So Sarah Palin wrote some notes on her hand before she made a recent speech. Who cares? Find me someone who claims he or she hasn't ever written down a reminder on his or her hand... and I'll show you a liar.
Tiger Woods is trying to make up with his wife and will soon return to the PGA Tour. We all saw this coming. He's a Class A-1 phony and we can all agree that his word means nothing. And speaking of meaning nothing, that's exactly what his family must mean to him since he values returning to Golf more than being a good husband, father and person. Let's face it, he has an important Golf record to continue chasing!
The Oscars this year has 10 nominees for Best Picture yet everything I keep hearing is that it is realistically only between "Avatar" and "The Hurt Locker".
"Avatar" is definitely worthy of best picture, but "The Hurt Locker" has no business being there. It was just another Iraq movie if you ask me. I'm still trying to figure out what the plot of the movie was besides this certain bomb-diffusing soldier is a crazy mo-fo!
And on a final note, the Facebook gifts that we receive on F-Book can actually become real gifts now with F-Book credits. That's great! How do we get F-book credits though? And does that mean all of those "martinis" that certain friends have sent me will start showing up at my door via delivery guy?
Boy am I thirsty...
Thursday, February 4, 2010
A 13 Year-Old QB Commits To USC... Dare I Say More!
A 13 year-old, 7th grade quarterback named David Sills has committed to USC after Lane Kiffin offered him a scholarship. I wish I could say that this action surprises me, but nothing does with Lane Kiffin anymore. What's next? We are going to offer scholarships to kids who are still in diapers? Did you see the way that infant threw that lego across the room... sign him up! Lane Kiffin continues to be such a joke and this scholarship offer is just one more sign that he may not be all there... mentally.
Tiger Woods' scandal apparently hasn't hurt the value of his name brand. Well it sure as hell has in my book! How could his name brand not take a hit after everything we've learned he was hiding? I know Americans, and especially sports fans are eager to forgive, but let's not think of Tiger as the "golden boy angel" anymore please! When I hear the name Tiger Woods now, I think of a mule's ass... but that's just me.
An NFL lockout in 2011 is quite possible sources say. I guess that means many more people will be going to church on Sundays. "Hail Marys" will have a different meaning each week. And those sorry souls that play fantasy sports may just have to read a book or something.
Mike Dunleavy has decided to "hang 'em up" as LA Clippers head coach. I'm thinking that he is going to be very happy about that decision as the season continues. That team is going nowhere. Baron Davis is the epitome of wasted talent. If he only played the way he was capable of playing all the time... the team would actually be decent and not the "bastard step-son" to the LA Lakers.
And on a final note, Michael Jackson's doctor has decided not to surrender to authorities on Friday. So does he like surrendering better on the weekends? Or is this going to turn out as another O.J. chase? If the "white" glove don't fit.... just surrender and quit.
The Super Bowl, Winter Olympics... And A Much Needed Boost For American Cars!
The NFL is trying to claim that it has the rights to the Saints' "Who Dat" phrase. Yea that sounds like a phrase that the NFL would create! It certainly doesn’t sound like a Ragin’ Cagin’ phrase to me. The NFL doesn’t need to try and find new ways to make money… the league is doing quite well.
Olympic Hockey is the only aspect of the Winter Olympics that I'm looking forward to... and I don't even normally like hockey.
Sidney Crosby and Canada versus Alex Ovechkin and Russia has some excitement to it! Even though I'll be cheering for USA hockey of course. I haven’t even looked at the roster so I don’t know one guy who is playing on the team. I will find out in a week or so when it gets closer.
The Florida Gators have the best recruiting class of 2010... whether Urban Meyer pulls a Brett Favre or not. Gator Chomp! Rest up Urban, spend some time with your family and then get back to being the face of the Gators… since Tim Tebow can no longer fill that job.
The Phoenix Suns shouldn't trade away Amar'e Stoudemire this season or next. They should pay him some dough and surround him with better players. Why give up on the next couple of seasons when Steve Nash, Grant Hill and company only have a couple seasons left at a high level? They need to get another good player via a trade and make a run at the damn Lakers!
The whole Toyota fiasco couldn't have been better for American car companies! This will open the eyes of Americans to start buying American cars… or at least I hope it does.
If the Colts win the Super Bowl, it doesn't automatically make Peyton Manning the greatest QB of all time. Just look at his playoff numbers!
Yet if the Colts lose the Super Bowl, then it just once again clearly shows that Peyton Manning doesn't come up big in HUGE games.
My pick:
New Orleans Saints – 33
Indianapolis Colts – 28
“Who Dat” Nation will be going wild down in Nah’leans! Although the NFL will probably try and ruin that as well.
Olympic Hockey is the only aspect of the Winter Olympics that I'm looking forward to... and I don't even normally like hockey.
Sidney Crosby and Canada versus Alex Ovechkin and Russia has some excitement to it! Even though I'll be cheering for USA hockey of course. I haven’t even looked at the roster so I don’t know one guy who is playing on the team. I will find out in a week or so when it gets closer.
The Florida Gators have the best recruiting class of 2010... whether Urban Meyer pulls a Brett Favre or not. Gator Chomp! Rest up Urban, spend some time with your family and then get back to being the face of the Gators… since Tim Tebow can no longer fill that job.
The Phoenix Suns shouldn't trade away Amar'e Stoudemire this season or next. They should pay him some dough and surround him with better players. Why give up on the next couple of seasons when Steve Nash, Grant Hill and company only have a couple seasons left at a high level? They need to get another good player via a trade and make a run at the damn Lakers!
The whole Toyota fiasco couldn't have been better for American car companies! This will open the eyes of Americans to start buying American cars… or at least I hope it does.
If the Colts win the Super Bowl, it doesn't automatically make Peyton Manning the greatest QB of all time. Just look at his playoff numbers!
Yet if the Colts lose the Super Bowl, then it just once again clearly shows that Peyton Manning doesn't come up big in HUGE games.
My pick:
New Orleans Saints – 33
Indianapolis Colts – 28
“Who Dat” Nation will be going wild down in Nah’leans! Although the NFL will probably try and ruin that as well.
Monday, February 1, 2010
"Jersey Shore" Picked Up For A 2nd Season, A Lackluster Pro Bowl And Rex Ryan Flips The Bird!
The AFC beat the NFC 41-34 last night in the Pro Bowl. The game was horrible and the players looked to be playing touch football instead of tackle football. Next year the players should just wear two red flags on each side of their hips instead of pads and a helmet. I feel bad for whoever paid money to see that game.
New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan is sorry for jokingly flipping off Dolphins' fans at a MMA event down in Miami. Why? He's still allowed to joke around and be a human being. It wasn't intended to be malicious by any means. In fact, the cell phone picture that was snapped clearly shows Rex Ryan with a "Cheshire Cat" ear-to-ear grin.
Kentucky's John Wall is hitting the "freshmen wall" and says he's frustrated with everything right now. Let me get this straight... he's the starting point guard for the Kentucky Wildcats and he's completely adored in that state, he's getting a free education, he's all over national TV on a weekly basis and he only has to stay in school for a year? SUCK IT UP BRO AND ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!
MTV is bringing back "Jersey Shore" for a second season this summer. This time the cast leaves the northeast for a new location. Flint, Michigan perhaps? Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny can be seen in the "Jersey Bowl" marathon airing before the Super Bowl this coming Sunday on MTV. Although it sounds tempting to catch the complete first season, I'm going to have to decline that offer to watch. I'm sure I'll have laundry or grocery shopping... or anything else to do to keep me from watching Snooki before the Big Game!
Groundhog Day is tomorrow! I'm sure the movie "Groundhog Day" featuring Bill Murray will be shown on AMC / USA / TNT all day long so make sure to catch it again... or for the first time. And let's hope and pray that the real Groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, will do whatever he needs to do with his shadow in order for Spring to come early!
New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan is sorry for jokingly flipping off Dolphins' fans at a MMA event down in Miami. Why? He's still allowed to joke around and be a human being. It wasn't intended to be malicious by any means. In fact, the cell phone picture that was snapped clearly shows Rex Ryan with a "Cheshire Cat" ear-to-ear grin.
Kentucky's John Wall is hitting the "freshmen wall" and says he's frustrated with everything right now. Let me get this straight... he's the starting point guard for the Kentucky Wildcats and he's completely adored in that state, he's getting a free education, he's all over national TV on a weekly basis and he only has to stay in school for a year? SUCK IT UP BRO AND ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!
MTV is bringing back "Jersey Shore" for a second season this summer. This time the cast leaves the northeast for a new location. Flint, Michigan perhaps? Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny can be seen in the "Jersey Bowl" marathon airing before the Super Bowl this coming Sunday on MTV. Although it sounds tempting to catch the complete first season, I'm going to have to decline that offer to watch. I'm sure I'll have laundry or grocery shopping... or anything else to do to keep me from watching Snooki before the Big Game!
Groundhog Day is tomorrow! I'm sure the movie "Groundhog Day" featuring Bill Murray will be shown on AMC / USA / TNT all day long so make sure to catch it again... or for the first time. And let's hope and pray that the real Groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, will do whatever he needs to do with his shadow in order for Spring to come early!
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