A Few Topics To Get You Over "The Hump Day"...

Kentucky coach John Calipari will soon have his face on rum bottles in the "blue grass" state. Any way you look at it, it's better than having your face on a milk carton. Calipari's resume may be missing a National Championship, but at least he's not missing.

LeBron James will no longer wear the number 23 in honor of Michael Jordan. He feels the league should retire that number in Jordan's honor. So LeBron is going to start wearing number 6... his Olympic number. The problem is 6 is the number that Celtic great Bill Russell wore. And if the NBA is going to retire 23 in honor of Jordan, then they certainly have to retire 6 in honor of Bill Russell. He only won 11 titles!

Celtic TV analyst and former great Tommy Heinsohn smooched Maria Menounos on the lips during a game the other day! He gets a Tommy Point for that one most definitely!

Tiger Woods has left rehab and returned home.... LET THE SEX PARTIES BEGIN!!!

Babies will be allowed to hang out in one Brooklyn bar very soon. I wonder if you'll be able to get baby formula on tap? And will bar pacifiers be as common as bar nuts there?

The United States Postal Service is going to cut 30,000 jobs. But worse news than that is they're contemplating ending Saturday service!!! I guess we are all going to have to get used to receiving our birthday cards a few days late.... thanks a lot USPS.

Erin Andrews is going to be on the new season of "Dancing With The Stars". I know this news pleases the guy who stalked her very very much! It also pleases many other men who will become "DWTS" fans soon.

The New York Jets released RB Thomas Jones after a stellar couple of seasons. Some teammates didn't like the move... others said Thomas who?

Now that Michael Jordan has taken over the Charlotte Bobcats, there is talk that the "Bobcats" name may be a thing of the past. They should never have been called that to begin with. What are they a cartoon? The two leading choices for the new name are the "Jordans" or the "Nikes".

Until next time...