The Knicks lost to the lowly Nets this weekend at MSG. Worse than losing to them was the fact that the Knicks shot 0-for-18 from 3-pt land. It looks like the Nets won't be making any history this season now that they are just 3 wins shy of getting to the elusive 10 victories... which makes them safe from "pathetic" sports history. Although winning only 10-20 games in a full NBA season is pretty pathetic any way you look at it.
Cleveland set the "Snuggie" World Record on Friday night as almost 20,000 Cavs fans wore the snuggies for 5 minutes. I guess logic says that if they can't win the NBA title this season with LeBron and Shaq, then at least they can hold the title for most Snuggies worn! And that is almost just as good.
Lakers coach Phil Jackson said Pau Gasol was "weak and sickly" when describing his performance in the Lakers last two losses. When Gasol was informed of this, he said that Coach Jackson was "an idiot and a major dick" during those two losses and then Gasol blew his nose.
Big Ben Roethlisberger seems like he could be in some deep shit as he gets accused of sexual assault a 2nd time. Stay outta the deep South! And quick molesting women while your at it.
The Jets' Antonio Cromartie has 7 kids by 6 women in 5 states. He needed his signing bonus money up front to pay for kids and court fees. That right there is an example of irresponsibility at its finest. Didn't he ever hear the expression, "Don't go jumping without your parachute"? There's nothing quite like taking all the NFL money your making and dispersing it among your 7 kids and 6 baby mamas in 5 states! Cromartie must be a big fan of headaches.
If the Lakers' Ron Artest gets a little more goofy on the court and in life, then we may have to say that he is morphing into Dennis Rodman.
Tiger Woods changed his cell number 5 times in 2009. I've had the same phone number for 7 years. Granted I wasn't banging 20 ladies at once!
Scientists reaffirm the theory that a giant asteroid killed the dinosaurs. The asteroid's impact was more powerful than all the atomic weapons on the planet all going off at once. That is the official winner of the "shot heard round the world"!
A pre-dawn 5.8 magnitude earthquake hit Turkey and collapsed homes and killed upwards of 50 people so far. Is the end of the world coming or what? It sure seems like it's close.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims that 9/11 was a lie. First he wants Israel "wiped off the map", then he denies the Holocaust and now he says 9/11 was intentionally planned to give the U.S. an excuse to invade Afghanistan. I bet he thinks OJ is innocent too.
The ratings for the NHL are still dismal despite the popularity of the Winter Olympic hockey games. Playoffs will bring excitement, but the regular season just won't do it for most sports fans. It once again shows that the NFL, NBA and MLB are the Three Kings of Sports.
It appears that Allen Iverson has alcohol and gambling problems. Things are serious now because we're not talking about practice... we're talking about real life problems. Not the game, not the game, not the game..... we're talking about real life problems. Good luck Allen.
Michael Vick will receive a $1.5 million roster bonus. I wish he would receive another 1.5 years behind bars for killing all those dogs.
A pet leopard has attacked it's female owner. With all the animals out there that you could have as a pet... this lady chooses a leopard!
A woman recently tweeted during her abortion. This makes me feel that she probably wouldn't have been a good mother anyway. Just a hunch.
Until next time...
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