Sunday, March 28, 2010

I've Been Gone For A Week, But I'm Still Kickin'.... And Here Are Some Random Thoughts

I watched the documentary "Food Inc." yesterday and it makes me not want to eat any meat... or any other food I can buy at a grocery store. This could be the end of me!

How dare that Florida Gators football player take a shot at Tim Tebow and refer to his new QB as a "real quarterback". All I have to say is that player better watch out for lightning bolts because God is not happy with him.

Gilbert Arenas avoided jail time on those gun charges. He did get 400 hours of community service and 30 days in a halfway house though. I wonder if Arenas will teach the rest of the members of the halfway house how to shoot his guns? This may make him the coolest guy living there.

GM recalled 5,000 heavy duty vans. Will someone explain to me what a heavy duty van is?

An Atlanta Braves pitching prospect was just recently caught in a prostitution sting operation. Talk about 'throwing' away a dream... pun not intended.

The Vatican has strongly defended its decision not to defrock an American priest accused of molesting about 200 deaf boys in Wisconsin. The Vatican ruled that the alleged molestation occurred too long ago (mid-1990s) and that the ailing priest should not be tried. What a religion.... what an establishment.... what a Pope! Simply letting these old "holy" pedophiles get away with this makes me sick!

A bar in the Netherlands was fined $13.34 million for having too much weed. The bar had 440 pounds of it and the limit is 18-ounces. A tad too much I'd say.

Twins catcher Joe Mauer will stay in Minnesota after inking an 8-year, $184 million deal. For that deal I would stay in Somalia for 8 years. I wouldn't be happy about it, and I probably wouldn't survive... but I'd give it a try for that amount of money!

And on a final note, I blame my week-long writing absence on a combination of being really busy with work and March Madness taking over my life! And I probably won't be posting much more material in the next week or so because I'll be taking a little vacation to San Diego, Sedona and The Grand Canyon!

Business will be back to normal around April 7th.... unless my hot-air balloon ride over Sedona ends in tragedy. (fingers crossed that I survive and don't get caught in a wind storm)

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