Celine Dion has come out and said that it was tough to sing the "Titanic" song. News flash for her, it was tough to listen to it as well! "Neeeeeeeeeeeear..... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.... Where ever you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare".... okay I'll stop right there.
What ever happened to the Winter Olympic event of "super-modified shovel racing"? Is that still a go and just rarely gets covered? I think that event was created after a bunch of drunk people got the bright idea to race down snowy slopes on shovels. Quite the same way Nascar was created.
The Taliban's top military commander has been captured in Pakistan. Woo hoo! I wonder if this will get the US any closer to capturing Taliban leader Mullah Omar or even that sneaky fella Osama bin Laden? And so much for Pakistan saying no Taliban members hangout there. That's like saying no gay people hang out in Provincetown.
Mitt Romney was threatened with violence on a flight from Vancouver to LA after he asked the passenger sitting in front of his wife to move the seat in a more upright position. Three questions immediately pop into my mind about this disgruntled passenger. (1) Does the passenger have something against Mormons? (2) Did the passenger hate the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah that much? and (3) Does the passenger just hate Mitt Romney because he is like 60 years old and still looks like he's in his mid-30s? Hmmmmmmmmmmm... something to ponder.
The New Jersey Nets got a win last night against the Charlotte Bobcats! They are 2-1 against the Bobcats this season and 3-47 against everyone else. Any chance the Nets can play their final 29 games against the Bobcats? Oh come on! Who doesn't want to see a best-of-29 head to head series between the two teams? Judging by how few fans show up for home games for both New Jersey and Charlotte, you may just be able to get tickets at a reasonable price for the entire family!
"Hills" star Heidi Montag says that what really matters is the type of person you are on the inside and that your body is "just a shell" of you. Is that why she had 10 plastic surgeries on her "shell"? This girl has lost complete touch with reality. Yet, it's not surprising for a "reality star".
Kentucky almost lost at Miss St. last night in college basketball in front of a wild and hostile crowd. At the end of the game, a few idiot fans of Miss St. began throwing plastic bottles on the court. Not only is that dangerous, but did they ever hear of recycling?
Red Sox pitcher Dice-K will miss the start of spring training due to a sore back. Luckily they won the World Series in 2007 with this guy or he'd basically be a complete bust! They spent over $100 million on this over-hyped pitcher and he has yet to really come through. The battle for the 5th starting pitcher position will be a "tight" one between the injury prone Dice-K and 84-year-old knuckleballer Timmy Wakefield. The key word is "tight" because it seems to be used a lot for these two pitchers when talking about their shoulders, hamstrings, backs or any other body part.
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Daisuke has averaged 18 wins in his first 2 seasons, so he wasnt a complete bust, disapointment yes, but not a total bust. Kinda like you as a boyfriend to your lovely significant other. Throughout your relationship you've failed to live up to her lofty expectations, but in the end you're an adequate acquisition who can do the job when not put in high pressure moments.
ReplyDeleteI think it was great that Miss. St. was able to stay in the game despite playing down 8-5 for most of the last six minutes and overtime. It was reall suspect when one of the officials actually took off the stripes and donned a white tanktop with the name Zebra on the back.
Dont you have to have touch with reality before you can lose it?
And remember the WInter Olympics were only invented so rich white people could feel adequate about the "athleticism" and now Shani Davis is threatening to take that from them as well.
If some dude had the f'n cajones to ask me to put my seat in the upright position, I'd most likely stab them in the neck.
ReplyDeleteSo Heidi Mung-hog says inner beauty is more important than your shell, and I say I didn't hear about M&M's introducing dogshit flavored candy coated snacks.
I feel bad for the Nets, they will most likely win less than 10 games this year, and there is no guarantee they will get the #1 pick.