The NBA is set to lose $400 million this season. Let me guess, they want the government to bail them out as well? Maybe it's time to start rethinking the way all professional sports function monetarily.
The Rutgers men's basketball team upset # 8. Georgetown yesterday. Will this get the state of New Jersey to embrace them like it did The Sopranos? Not unless James Gandolfini suits up as the Rutgers power forward.
When it comes to the NBA All-Star game, I haven't seen that bad of defense since the Iraqi Royal Guard showed no effort when the US invaded. Okay, so like 5 million people attended the game at Cowboys Stadium. Who cares? Watching the game was as exciting as doing your taxes!
Anyone else feel like throwing something at the TV every time you see one of those "Sonic" commercials with the 2 annoying guys in the car? I can only listen to them bicker over the breakfast burritos and ice cream sundaes for so long.
How about those potholes at the Daytona 500? What's the name and phone number of the Daytona city councilor who we need to call to get them fixed? My father is a councilman of a "very large" town in Rhode Island, and judging by how long it takes for a pothole to be filled-in there... Gentlemen, DON'T start your engines!
Oprah referred to Drew Brees' facial birthmark as lipstick and asked who kissed him backstage? Just give everyone a free car and apologize! I'm assuming she wasn't trying to make a joke, so next time she should watch a few video clips of the guest before he or she comes on her show just so that she knows what his or her face looks like.
How do these snow-related car pile-ups involve 40 or 50 cars? Are people tailgating that much in bad weather or are the drivers all just that old?
A Scottish Rugby fan dropped his kilt on live television to allow his genitals to say "cheese" for the camera. Was it cold in that room? And I understand, it's not wise to put the words "genitals" and "cheese" in the same sentence. It won't happen again... or will it?
The "Showtime" Lakers of the '80s hooked up with women any chance they got. I realize that most NBA fans probably already knew this. But maybe that's why the Lakers were late coming out at halftime of a few of those games. Some things just can't wait I guess.
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