Johnny Damon signed a one-year $8 million deal with the Tigers. I hope they have good cut-off guys to compensate for Damon's lack of an arm.
Congrats to Team USA hockey after their convincing victory against Canada! Hip Hip USA! Hip Hip USA! Too bad that wasn't for the gold medal, but maybe there will be a rematch for it in just a few days.
Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson was let go. Remember when he was NFL MVP only 3 years ago? I guess that's what happens when you don't produce come playoff time. Or maybe they just got rid of him after he made that horrible "LT Slide" music video a few months ago. CATCH THAT PASS.... CATCH THAT PASS..... SAY HI TO YOUR MOM! You'll see what I'm talking about when you check it out on YouTube.
Manny Ramirez says this will be his last year with the Dodgers and he doesn't know what he'll do afterwards yet. It will be nothing intellectual I bet.
Tim Tebow is sporting a new look at QB as he continues to put himself through NFL style passing drills. Does the new look include a halo? It just might!
In pro-wrestling news, Ric Flair's wife got arrested for assaulting him. This is his 4th wife we're talking about. My advice to the "Nature Boy" is that if the first 3 wives didn't work out, then why try it a 4th time? Woooooooooooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooo
The NBA may make a new rule mid-season that won't allow former Cleveland Cavs' center Ilgauskas back to the team. Being a Celtics fan I think that this rule would be just lovely, yet completely unfair as well. Since when can an organization change the rules mid-season?
The Dalai Lama claims he doesn't know who Tiger Woods is, but says whoever that famous black U.S. golfer is, he sure looks like he could use a lay!
The University of Oregon football team is running into one problem after another with its' players getting arrested and thrown off the team. The NCAA has decided to lay down the law on Oregon and will now refer to them as the "Oregon F#cks" instead of the "Ducks" come the 2010 season.
Anyone see the video of the Trinity College squash player defeating and then taunting the Yale player? I would have loved it if the 5-foot 2-inch Asian Yale player delivered a perfect round-house kick to the Trinity player's jugular and then recited the Quadratic Equation while standing over him!
I just saw a preview for the movie, "Hot Tub Time Machine". It looks like it could be decent... if you like absolutely horrible movies!
Until next time...
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I hope the Tigers outfielders review gamefilm of Manny being a cutoff for Damon, cause the cavernous outfield at Comerica is going to require everyone to pitch in.
ReplyDeleteI still think the US should have been given Canada’s health care system as a reward for beating them.
How does Tebow’s manhood taste? Actually you probably wouldn’t know since he lost all of it at the Georgia Dome in December. Roll Tide!!!!
Everyone knows the first three rides are test runs…just don’t tell your lovely future Mrs.
Oregon sucks… Go Cats and Bear down!!!
It can’t be that horrible of a movie, cause you aren’t in it!!! Hiyo good night everybody!