During the Olympics opening ceremony on Friday night, what was the deal with all the people dressed in white who were dancing non-stop for like an hour at the tunnel? Did they actually get paid for that? And if so, how do I sign up for that job next time? It was a great workout and they were right in the middle of the action.
The looks on the faces of Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky were priceless that night while they waited on the malfunctioning column to rise. You could see the heat of the torches were making them sweat and very uncomfortable. They kept looking around like, "What the F@#% is up?" The only thing more uncomfortable was the look on Gretzky's face as he rode in the car with the torch while a lunatic ran alongside the whole way. I guess that was something exciting to do on a Friday night if you didn't have a life.
The remake of "We are the World" was even funnier this time around. The mix of Vince Vaughn, the Jonas Brothers, Lil Wayne, Mylie Cyrus and Kanye West was hilarious. I don't think it was intended to make viewers laugh, but I certainly couldn't help it. And by the way, it would be tough to find a bigger scumbag than Kanye West. I'm surprised he didn't start off the performance by stealing everyone's microphone and announcing that Haiti didn't deserve this song, but that it should be dedicated to him.
I couldn't be less excited about the Daytona 500. Yay, let's watch people drive fast cars around a track 500 times. Zzzzzzz... non-athletes. I can't really say I'm excited about the NBA All Star Game either. Maybe if the players actually played some defense it'd be worth watching.
The New Jersey Nets record is 4-48. With only 30 games left to play, the Nets have to go 5-25 or better in order for them NOT to break the record of the worst single season ever. They couldn't win 5 of their first 52 games, so who actually thinks they will win 5 of their last 30 games? This will be one of the fun story lines to watch as the 2nd half of the season continues. And I'm sure trades will pick up with 5 days to go. I wonder if the Boston Celtics are really going to say bye-bye to sharp shooter Ray Allen. I'd rather see them just kick Rasheed Wallace to the curb.
U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir says he received threats from anti-fur activists that made him fear for his safety. My only advice to him is... don't WEIR fur Johnny!
The Knicks' Nate Robinson became the first player to win the Dunk Contest three years in a row. Okay LeBron, it's time for you to put an end to that crap! Remember when the Dunk Contest was actually exciting to watch and featured some of the best dunkers in the game?
And in honor of today being the "day of love", here are...
The Top 10 Things I Love About People We've Grown To Hate
10. I love how Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is living in his own little fantasy world.
9. I love how Kanye West thinks his talent is equivalent to that of The Beatles and Michael Jackson.
8. I love how Levi Johnston (the kid who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter) thinks he's now a celebrity.
7. I love how Sarah Palin actually thinks she has a chance to win the 2012 Presidential Election.
6. I love how some Americans still think President Obama is going to bring Hope & Change.
5. I love how Brett Favre still thinks everybody admires him.
4. I love how some NFL analysts still think that Michael Vick could be a decent pick-up for a struggling team.
3. I love how declining players like Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady still get voted to NBA All Star teams.
2. I love how Mark McGwire still won't admit that steroids helped his baseball production.
1. I love how it's now common knowledge how big of a prick former Presidential candidate John Edwards is. He can take his "family values" platform and shove it where the sun don't shine!
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