Sunday, January 24, 2010

Knicks Lose By 50 And A 16 Year-Old Girl Plans To Sail Around The World.... Alone!

The New York Knicks lost to the Dallas Mavericks by 50 points today at Madison Square Garden. Even though some of the Knicks players may have been excited about watching a few of their Jets buddies play in the AFC Championship later in the day, it didn't give them the right to completely take the day off. Fans paid money to attend that NBA game today and it would have been nice if the Knicks showed up. Then again, they are the Knicks. So what's worse, the Knicks losing by 50 points or paying money to watch them play?

A 16 year-old California girl plans to sail around the world alone for about 5 or 6 months. She is trying to break the record of a 17 year-old British boy... who broke the record of her older brother. I have a few questions with this. (1) How is she able to take that much time off from school? (2) Isn't she going to get extremely lonely and bored being by herself for that long? (3) Do her parents honestly think that it's a good idea to allow their 16 year-old daughter to travel alone by herself on the open waters? Especially with all the hijacking of ships by pirates lately?(4) Being a teenage girl, how is she going to survive without things like gossip magazines, facebook and MTV?

2 comments:

  1. The same way you survived all those years before your significant other....masterbation

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  2. Well you'd have to get really damn creative being on a ship that whole time. I don't get turned on by dolphins like you do!

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