Tuesday, January 19, 2010

NBA All-Star Game, Tiger Woods, And Lane Kiffin Back In The News!

There is a chance that both Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady may be voted to the NBA All-Star Game. They've received so many votes from NBA fans that they may even start the game. I think this is a clear-cut sign that this system needs to change. Both McGrady and Iverson have been injured and just plain horrible this year, which in a sane world would mean that they don't deserve to be all-stars. But then again, we don't live in a sane world. If we did, Mark McGwire wouldn't be allowed back into professional baseball either.

Sources say that Tiger Woods is at a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi. Since some ladies down in Mississippi may not even have a full set of teeth, Tiger's rehab may just be to let him loose in a local pub on a weekday night. That may drive any married man back to his wife.

Good 'ol Lane Kiffin is back in the news today. Apparently he crashed his leased Lexus in August down in Tennessee. The word on the street is that he walked away from the scene of the crash after "falling asleep" at the wheel. I've heard this story too many times. Maybe he did end up falling asleep at the wheel, but my guess is that occurred after he pounded a few beers and a couple shots of whiskey. No story about this guy shocks me anymore.

And on a final note, if I hear one more football analyst on television refer to Brett Favre as "the 'ol gun-slinger"... I may just have to get a gun and blow the face of my television screen off.

I'm just throwing that out there....

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