Mark McGwire finally admitted to using steroids... so what? Everyone already knew he was on "the juice" during his playing days and admitting it now changes nothing. Yet, it does give me another topic for a Top 10 List!
TOP 10 LIST: The Top 10 Reasons Mark McGwire Admitted Using Steroids Today
10. He was sick of his children always saying, "I'm not here to talk about the past" whenever they were caught doing something they weren't suppose to be doing.
9. It was his New Year's Resolution (even though he's a week and a half late).
8. He thought maybe his admission would get lost with all the talk about NBC moving Leno and Conan around.
7. He lost a bet.
6. Jose Canseco wrote Mark a touching letter saying that now was a good time to come clean.
5. He got bored with no Monday Night Football on TV tonight and wanted to watch something on ESPN besides basketball.
4. Because talking about his past is actually a lot more interesting than talking about his present or future.
3. He wanted to show Tiger Woods that hiding out for several years accomplishes nothing.
2. His chances of getting into the Hall of Fame weren't getting any better by staying quiet.
1. He now has an excuse for why his testicles are so small.
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Your best top 10 to date (non-emerson basketball division)
ReplyDeleteSo what is your excuse going to be since obviously if you've been using steroids they havent been working