Top 10 Reasons Lane Kiffin Left Tennessee for USC
10. Palm trees and beaches are cooler than fruit stands and people with no teeth.
9. He was sick of having uniforms that looked like creamsicles (yet USC's uniforms look like they are sponsored by McDonalds).
8. He was tired of his wife's obsession with SEC rival and her alma mater the Florida Gators.
7. He wanted to be closer to his old (and I do mean old) pal Al Davis.
6. His ego couldn't take playing second-fiddle behind legendary Tennessee coach Pat Summitt.
5. To keep more distance between his wife and Tim Tebow.
4. He wears out his welcome at each coaching stop after one year.
3. He thinks of himself as a big-time star celebrity ... and all stars belong in L.A.
2. He couldn't think of anymore lies to create or insults to spew at Florida's Urban Meyer.
1. Because unlike at Tennessee, paying players at USC is just part of the everyday norm (which tends to help out with recruiting).
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You should apply for the job, then you could hire Tebow as the team's strength coach so you could ogle him in the weight room every night. Plus all the sec meetings and for one saturday in October you could be in the presence of greatness when Nick Saban is in the room.
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Reason Number 1- He thought Nick French still lived in Georgia, so he desperatley wanted to get out of the South.
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