The Top 10 Reasons The Super Bowl Should Be Played Next Week... Instead Of In 2 Weeks!

Top 10 Reasons The S.B. Should Be Played Next Week... Instead Of In 2 Weeks!

10. What are you going to do next Sunday.... go watch "Avatar" for a fourth time?
9. Having two weeks to prepare your Super Bowl party means that you have no excuse if it sucks.
8. A hurricane could strike the city of New Orleans in that amount of time which would really put a damper on the fact that the Saints are in the title game for the first time ever!
7. Who wants to wait two weeks to watch advertisers waste two million dollars per 30 second commercial spot?
6. You now have no excuse not to attend church next Sunday.
5. What are you going to do next Sunday.... hang out with your in-laws?
4. Two weeks of media coverage is 25 Peyton Manning interviews too long.
3. Two weeks allows for Brett Favre to retire and unretire at least 3 times... and who wants to hear about that shit?!
2. Giving the city of New Orleans two weeks to party before a football game just doesn't bode well for productivity.
1. What are you going to do next Sunday.... watch the Pro-Bowl?


And congrats to the New Orleans Saints for knocking off Brett Favre and ending his fairy-tale season! I'm sticking with the Saints to become Super Bowl Champs!