TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO FLY
10. You actually enjoy carrying large containers full of liquids and pocket knives with you while traveling for a few hours.
9. You are no longer willing to retie your shoes after removing them for security reasons.
8. You are sick of sitting next to a stranger who wants to talk about what his or her grandchildren are doing nowadays.
7. Peanuts, pretzels and sodas just aren't a sufficient food source.
6. Checking luggage now costs more money than the actual plane ticket.
5. Thanksgiving is only 10.5 months away and you can wait to see your family until then.
4. There are never any good articles to read in "Sky Magazine" on the airplane.
3. You are sick of having to get to the airport a few days before flying just to leave enough time to check-in and go through security.
2. It is way too annoying arriving at your vacation destination like Hawaii while your luggage sits in Cleveland.
1. You never know how many young Nigerian men may try to hide explosives in their undies.
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