That quote was from the movie "Office Space" I believe. If I'm wrong with attributing that then please forgive me. I'm a little out of it tonight as I suffer from a lovely winter season session of a stuffy nose and sore throat. It's especially fun at night time when your throat feels like it's closing up and you can't swallow. My balance is a little off as well and I can't seem to muster up any energy to get off the couch. A perfect night for Ramen noodles if I don't say so myself. Now I just need to find somebody to cook them for me! Why do girlfriends decide to go out to eat with their friends at the most inopportune times?!
Did anyone see the video of former-Red Sox player Jose Offerman take a swing at that umpire and miss? The umpire still fell down as if he was expecting contact, but the fist-to-jaw never actually happened. Offerman is now banned for life from the Dominican Winter League, but watch out umpires who work the Spring, Summer & Fall leagues. Offerman was always just mediocre with the Red Sox, but it's pretty clear that he's better at baseball than he is at boxing. They say hitting a baseball is one of the toughest things to do in sports, but apparently hitting an umpire is even tougher for Offerman. Will he be welcomed back to Dominican baseball anytime soon? No way Jose!
If anyone is having a case of the Mondays today, it may just be Nate Kaeding (the Kicker for the San Diego Chargers). Kaeding missed three crucial field goals yesterday in the Chargers 17-14 playoff loss to the New York Jets. To put this in perspective, Kaeding only missed three field goals all season long (and he made his last 20 going into yesterdays game). If you want to create a poster depicting "life not being fair", then put Haiti on the poster. But, if you want to create a poster depicting "life not being fair in the NFL", then I think Nate Kaeding would be a decent candidate for that poster. The Chargers once again fall flat in the playoffs after another solid regualr season. Things could be worse though, Kaeding could have laid his biggest egg in the Super Bowl like Buffalo Bills' place-kicker Scott Norwood did.
Stephon Marbury joined a professional basketball team in China! Eh..... who cares? The only interesting part about this signing is that Marbury will now play basketball close to where his B-Ball sneakers are made in child sweat-shops.
With all the terrible things going on in Haiti recently, doesn't it make what the "Stars" wore at the Golden Globes the most irrelevant it has ever been? Except if you're Joan & Melissa Rivers who love to ask, "Who are you wearing?" Somebody should finally ask them, "Who did your last plastic surgery job? Because he or she should be fired for doing any more work on you when you already look like 'over-the-hill' mannequins".
That's all I have for tonight. Time to get off the couch, make some Ramen noodles and then fall asleep before I eat them....... but not before I remember to shut the stove off! Yikes!
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"It's especially fun at night time when your throat feels like it's closing up and you can't swallow. My balance is a little off as well and I can't seem to muster up any energy to get off the coach."
ReplyDeleteI love this opening paragraph. Apparently you can't get off of Hank Smith and you're having trouble swallowing whatever he is offering up.
"You know you might just be the first coach I actually fuck"
ReplyDeleteOkay I was a little sick and delirius the night I posted this and I spelt "coach" instead of "couch" at first. No Freudian slips involving Coach Smith! Get your minds out of the gutter!
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