Top 10 Reasons Why LeBron James Will Leave Cleveland After This Season
10. Being up on a billboard in downtown Cleveland just doesn't compare to a billboard in New York City's Times Square.
9. He no longer thinks it's fun playing with Sideshow Bob from "The Simpsons" (also known as Anderson Varejao).
8. He has lived his entire life around the Cleveland area and eventually the bird needs to leave the nest.
7. Plain and simple, that organization hasn't surrounded LeBron with enough talent to win a championship. (Not sure if the Knicks have the capability to either)
6. He'd like to finally play with a decent second option who doesn't play "Sheriff" half the time.
5. He'll have more time away from his crazy-ass mother.
4. He loves New York, playing at Madison Square Garden, the Yankees, the money he'll receive in endorsements in New York City.... the list can go on and on.
3. How many "Kings" do you know who reside in Cleveland?
2. If he stays in Cleveland any longer he may actually be persuaded to suit up for the Browns in the NFL.
1. After seven seasons in Cleveland, even Milwaukee looks like a tempting spot to land.
And a bonus reason... since dancing on the court before, during and after games has become one of LeBron's new favorite things to do, New York City probably offers better dance classes than Cleveland does. That's only a guess.
Finally time to sleep!
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