Top 10 Things Brett Favre Will Do This Off-Season
10. Decide to retire from the NFL.
9. Film more Wrangler Jeans commercials featuring trucks, dogs and grown men who look like they don't know how to play football.
8. Sit in front of a mirror and practice his fake-crying on a daily basis.
7. Decide to return to the NFL and play for the Vikings.
6. Think of more ways to show everyone how much fun he has while playing games in the NFL.
5. Film "There's Something About Mary: Part 2" with Cameron Diaz.
4. Decide to retire from the NFL.
3. Ponder a career as an NFL television-analyst in order to stay relevant come football season.
2. Ride his tractor throughout the entire summer down in Mississippi while conveniently missing all NFL mini-camps and most of pre-season and pretending to be "too busy being undecided about returning to the NFL".
1. Decide to return to the NFL and play for the Vikings.
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