CBS Rejects "ManCrunch", A Ball Boy Wets Himself And A Greg Oden Pee Pee Sighting!

I think the title of this post simply makes it a must read! There are about 9 quick topics that I have to bring up in order for your weekend to be complete. And here... we... go!

CBS has rejected the "ManCrunch.com" Super Bowl commercial which advertises a gay dating site. God created Adam & Eve, but what about Adam & Steve? I watched this snubbed commercial and it was decent... nothing to hoot and holler over though! It definitely wasn't... FABULOUS!

Kurt Warner has decided to retire from the NFL despite my creation of the "Top Ten Reasons Kurt Warner Should Not Retire".... which can be found in an earlier blog post. People keep asking whether he's Hall of Fame worthy or not. Let me answer that question right now. He's been to 3 Super Bowls, won one of them, made two terrible teams very good, and has time and again put up huge playoff numbers. So yes... he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.

The new Kobe Bryant Nike ad says, "I'll do whatever it takes to win games. I don't leave anything in the chamber". I don't necessarily think that is a wise comment to make with all of the recent problems with guns in the NBA. If that quote was next to someone like Gilbert Arenas or Javaris Crittenton then it would make a lot more sense.

The Lamoureux family from North Dakota bred 6 kids who played hockey at the pro, college or Olympic level. That's simply amazing and inspiring to me! The Lamoureux parents, Pierre and Linda, were able to field a complete hockey starting lineup with their offspring. I now have visions of creating an entire 5-on-5 game with my children. For those of you that don't excel in math... I plan to have 10 kids. I will then play the role of father/referee on 24-7 basis.

There was a 40-minute delay at the Australian Open because the court became wet after a ball boy pissed his pants. How old was the ball boy? Five? I know things can get intense on the court from time to time, but that doesn't give anyone (especially not someone who isn't actually playing) the right to relieve him or herself out there in the open!

A picture of a naked Greg Oden taking a picture of his penis recently became public. Enough with all these cell phone pictures... especially if you're well hung! You only make the rest of us normal guys look small. And didn't anyone learn a lesson from former ESPN NFL analyst Sean Salisbury? He had the bright idea to take that similar picture of his genitals and show everyone at a bar in Connecticut... hence, he is now jobless.

Steve Jobs created the new Apple I-Pad which goes for between $500-$1,000. Unless this thing cooks dinner for me too... I don't want it. When are we going to stop with the whole technology-craze?! I feel like a brand new "world-changing" device gets created every few months or so. And because of that (and because I'm broke), I refuse to buy any of them. Pretty soon the people that own these devices are going to go into seclusion because they will have no use for anything or anyone besides the device. They can watch movies on them, watch television, listen to music, download everything, read books, make calls, check their email, surf the web, etc. etc. Soon all human interaction will be useless to these tech-craving lunatics!

The "New York Times" is going to start charging money for on-line use. Save your money I say and continue to read my sports/comedy blog for free! It's more accurate and truthful than the "New York Times" anyway.

Cops in Arizona found 743 pounds of Pot hidden in a Septic Tank Truck. I know smuggling is getting tougher and all, but that just flat out stinks! You always have to applaud the police when they do great work, but you couldn't pay me enough money to of made that pot discovery. I sure hope they remembered to wash their hands before they ate that night.

Have a great weekend! Celtics vs. Lakers tomorrow at 3:30 P.M. on ABC.... unless you are saving all of your Sunday sports watching for the Pro-Bowl. In which case... you make me sick!